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2008/09

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News Item - 28 October 2008

bullet The Coolmoves Shield Decision


At a crowded press conference this morning, League Commissioner announced the fate of the vacant Coolmoves Shield spot.

The decision has been the most eagerly anticipated news since Robinho's transfer saga. Rumours that Lye would also announce the hosts of the 2018 World Cup were to prove false.

With the non-participation of the Shield Holders, Fat Alberts, the Shield title became vacant. Press speculation has mounted over the past few weeks as to the solution to this dilemma, with such luminaries as Sepp Blatter, Michel Platini and Gordon Smith being invited to offer proposals.

Premier League head honcho Richard Scudamore was not invited, but he turned up at forum talks anyway. His solution was to propose the Summer League host the 39th round of English Premier League games. When asked how this would resolve the dilemma, Scudamore looked puzzled and proceeded to witter on endlessly about global penetration. Eventually, he was forcibly silenced and told, "shag off you money grabbing git."

SFA chairman Gordon Smith asked if it would be easier if Celtic and Rangers transferred to the Summer League. Sorry Gordon, the English don't want them and we don't want them either - the SPL is stuck with them.

Considered solutions included random assignment, the highest opening day scorer and the largest winning opening day margin. The last two were criticised for the possibility of generating a three-way tie.

Eventually two practicable solutions were identified and submitted to the Executive Committee:

  1. award it to the previous holders

  2. award it to the last team to challenge for it.

Option one was unanimously voted in as the fairest approach overall. The previous Shield holders were HHH United, who have also withdrawn from competition. So possession of the Shield has reverted to the holders before that, AndyCapped.

Week 1 Results - 1 November 2008

bullet  Black Magic 3 Bay Athletic 1
bullet  South Coast Kinas 0 Barca Bay 1
bullet  AndyCapped 4 The Originals 3

Week 2 Results - 8 November 2008

bullet  The Originals 1 Barca Bay 1
bullet  Black Magic 1 South Coast Kinas 3
bullet  AndyCapped 1 Bay Athletic 3

Week 3 Results - 15 November 2008 

bullet  Black Magic 1 AndyCapped 0
bullet  The Originals 1 South Coast Kinas 6
bullet  Barca Bay 1 Bay Athletic 2

News Item - 17 November 2008

bullet  Coolmoves Shield Controversy


The Shield has been through good times........and bad.

Following the season-opening decision to award the Coolmoves Shield to AndyCapped, controversy continues to dog the 'board.

While the 2008/09 season kicked-off with the Shield being held in name, the reality was that the Shield itself was missing. It was feared lost to cheese enthusiasts who would melt it down for Brazilian fondue parties. The best efforts of Scotland Yard (Hearts division) had failed to locate it as late as week two of the tournament. Immediately prior to the week three fixtures, it was found under an Island Bay hedge by a dog called Pickles.

Rumours circulated that Commissioner Lye would suspend the Shield until its recovery could be completed. However, the media have continued to report on the Shield despite its absence. They show that AndyCapped successfully defended the Shield in week one before losing it to Bay Athletic in week two. Following the defeat of Athletic a few days ago, they  now credit its possession to the youngsters from Barca Bay.

AndyCapped are threatening legal proceedings, contesting that they had been granted Shield immunity until its recovery. However, their position is said to be undermined by taped phone recordings between Ricky Boyd and Rhys Cole in which it was agreed to suppress news of the Shield's return until the Caps had ended their losing streak.

The original plaintiffs, Bay Athletic, are less interested in the outcome of the controversy than they previously were - Barca Bay have instead taken over proceedings. With AndyCapped playing Barca Bay this coming weekend, the Commissioner is said to be keeping quiet and hoping that the game does not end in a draw - meaning that the Shield would be in the same hands whether the trail of the Shield had continued uninterrupted or was re-started after suspension from week four.

Week 4 Results - 22 November 2008 

bullet  South Coast Kinas 0 Bay Athletic 1
bullet  AndyCapped 5 Barca Bay 2
bullet  The Originals 2 Black Magic 5

Week 5 Results - 6 December 2008 

bullet  South Coast Kinas 0 AndyCapped 4
bullet  Bay Athletic 4 The Originals 1
bullet  Black Magic 3 Barca Bay 1

Week 6 Results - 13 December 2008 

bullet  Barca Bay 1 South Coast Kinas 6 Photos
bullet  Bay Athletic 1 Black Magic 2 Photos
bullet  The Originals 2 AndyCapped 6 Photos

Week 7 Results - 20 December 2008

bullet  All Games Postponed

Week 8 Results - 10 January 2009

bullet  AndyCapped 1 Black Magic 5 Photos
bullet  South Coast Kinas 8 The Originals 1 Photos
bullet  Bay Athletic 1 Barca Bay 4 Photos

Week 9 Results - 17 January 2009

bullet  Bay Athletic 5 South Coast Kinas 2
bullet  Barca Bay 3 AndyCapped 0
bullet  Black Magic 9 The Originals 1

Week 7 Results - 19 January 2009

bullet  South Coast Kinas 0 Black Magic 2
bullet  Barca Bay 5 The Originals 2
bullet  Bay Athletic 3 AndyCapped 2

 Week 10 Results - 24 January 2009

bullet  Barca Bay 0 Black Magic 3
bullet  AndyCapped 1 South Coast Kinas 0 Photos
bullet  The Originals 1 Bay Athletic 2 Photos

Round-Robin Final Standings

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 Team P W D L F A Pts
1  Black Magic& 10 9 0 1 34 10 43
2  Bay Athletic 10 6 0 4 23 19 29
3  AndyCapped 10 5 0 5 23 22 25
4  Barca Bay 10 5 1 4 21 22 25
5  South Coast Kinas 10 4 0 6 25 18 23
6  The Originals 10 0 1 9 15 50 4

Preview Item - 26 January 2009

bullet The 2008/09 Playoffs


The round-robin phase of the 2008/09 competition is over and the playoffs are about to begin. Due to the late arrangement or notice of the unavailability of around half the players from Barca, Kinas, Magic and Athletic because of an Island Bay first team training camp, it is not yet clear what the season-ending schedule will be.

Options include playing a double-header over Waitangi weekend, scheduling midweek games with one game per night, extending the season by a week or re-devising the entire playoff structure. Suggestions that AndyCapped and The Originals should, as the only teams able to meet their fixture obligations, receive byes have not yet been approved.

In the meantime, we take a look at how each team has gone during the regular season:

The Originals
What has happened to the Os? They arrived at the 2008/09 Summer Season fresh from being crowned the undefeated Wellington Masters One champions. Far from being able to secure another unbeaten season, they have yet to win a game. Not since AndyCapped achieved it in the inaugural season has a team gone through an entire regular season without a win and there are real concerns that they could set a new record by extending this to the whole season. .

The Originals have suffered at both ends of the pitch. In defence, conceding 50 goals over 10 games is unprecedented - even if they maintain clean sheets during the play-offs, they will still set a new league record for goals conceded per game over the season. Up front, they have scored fewer goals than anyone.

They managed the great escape, evading the wooden spoon despite going into the playoffs from the cellar, in 2006/07. Their performance against Bay Athletic in week 10 suggests they are capable of repeating this. However, assuming the playoff structure is retained, the Os will face the South Coast Kinas in their first playoff match - an opposition that has supplied a 14-2 whipping over two matches.

South Coast Kinas
Although the Kinas are this year's expansion team, their playing squad is made up of Barca Bay players - essentially those who have graduated from the youth team because they can now legitimately shave once a month.

Given the good record these players achieved with the previous club, the Kinas were expected to perform better than they have. Despite inflicting Black Magic's only defeat and chalking up a handful of good results, their season has fizzled out. They went from second place to being out of the running for the Jessett Cup over the last three rounds. Perhaps the key was squad consistency, or the lack of it. They used 27 different players - a total only exceeded by the disparate Originals this season and the Massey Coolmoves in their troubled last season before folding.

Goal scoring has been a real problem, with five ducks. They did put six past the Os and Barca, plus another eight past the Os, so they can find the net. Failing to score in half their fixtures does not bode well. At the back, they have been tight. Although they failed to get a single clean sheet, the Kinas only allowed more than one goal in three of their fixtures.

They will be confident of passing past the first stage, given their two games against the Originals. At the next stage, the Kinas would be best hopeful of meeting Barca. The alternative would be a meeting with AndyCapped, against whom the Ks have an aggregate score of 0-5.

Barca Bay
For the new intake of youth, the season has come in threes. A good start to the season, saw three undefeated games, but then came three defeats, before three consecutive wins. If they continue this pattern, the first two matches in the playoffs will see them consigned to the Wooden Spoon Playoff.

However, Barca do have one historical stat in their favour. They have never lost a playoff match. The one match that they failed to win went to penalties. Unlike previous seasons however, they go into the playoffs with a shot at the Jessett Cup, albeit that they must win three games (either in normal time or via a shoot-out) to do so.

Their first opponents are AndyCapped. Historically, the Caps have had the best of this match-up. On their last meeting the youngsters triumphed 3-0, so have good reason for optimism. The regularity of goals from Henry Velvin will be key to Barca's ability to progress. Henry is one goal shy of equalling the Barca single-season goals scored record.

Whatever the final outcome of their season, Barca have the satisfaction of knowing that this season has seen them provide two moments of distinction: Birhan Taye became the youngest ever goal scorer at 13 years and Noel Cameron is the league's first female player.

AndyCapped
After two consecutive seasons of losing in the Jessett Cup Final, the Caps will be hoping to shake-off the bridesmaid tag. It's a harder task they have set themselves this season. In each of their Final seasons, they ended the round-robin phase in second spot. This season, they will need to get through the playoffs without any slips.

Joe Murphy has been a goal scoring revelation for them, notching up more goals this season than in all previous seasons combined. This season has seen him score the first ever AndyCapped hat-trick. Twice. Joe has also equalled the record of most goals scored in a season, originally set by Phil Jones in 2006/07.

While their record over Barca Bay suggests the Caps could make the semi-final stage, the fact that they lost every match against the top two suggests there won't be a third Final appearance.

Bay Athletic
By sneaking into the top two, Bay Athletic have guaranteed they will not be contesting the Wooden Spoon Playoff again. Athletic looked a little lethargic in their final game against the Os, only winning courtesy of Dave Rutherford scoring with the very last kick of the game. They will point out results earlier that day meant only a loss of two goals or more would have prevented them securing second.

Their league form was at least consistent. They lost all matches against Barca Bay and Black Magic, but presented a perfect record over the Kinas, Caps and Os. Even including previous seasons, Athletic have lost every game to Black Magic. Opening their playoff series against the Magic, it could be they realise their worst case scenario - to lose the first crack at securing a Final berth and to end up facing Barca Bay in the semis.

Perhaps they are peaking at just the right time. For the first time in their history, they have put together a streak of three consecutive wins. Carlo Petagna and Dave Rutherford have both scored in the last two matches. No Athletic player has ever scored in three consecutive matches, so they will have two players extra motivated and chasing the record as they try and break the Magic-duck.

Black Magic
After choking in last year's semi-final, are the Magic fired up to prove themselves this season? Securing the Coolmoves Shield for the first time since 2004/05, becoming the first time to win it for a second time, may be indicative of a clinical mindset now we are down to the business end of the season.

They are currently on a league best-ever winning streak of eight consecutive wins, so the rest of the top four will be hoping for some complacency.

They have shown strength at both ends of the pitch. Currently, their goals scored per game is a league high. Depending on whether they play two or three playoff matches (i.e. whether they earn the bye), four or seven more goals will earn them the record. It's a similar story at the other end of the park. The average goal conceded ratio of exactly one per game has only been bettered once - by the Black Magic team of 2005/06.

Playoffs #1 - 7 February 2009

bullet  South Coast Kinas 2 The Originals 7
bullet  Black Magic 0 Bay Athletic 0 [4-1 pens]
bullet  AndyCapped 2 Barca Bay 3

Playoffs #2 - 9 February 2009

bullet  Bay Athletic 1 Barca Bay 1 [4-3 pens]

Finals - 14 February 2009

bullet  Playoffs - 14 February 2009 - Finals
Score

Referee

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 1:00pm Barca Bay South Coast Kinas cancelled n/a
         
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2:15pm AndyCapped The Originals 1-2 Steel/G.Oosterbaan
  Joe Murphy (51) Paolo Cangiano (13)
Peter Chung (20)
   
Photos The Jessett Cup Final
3:30pm Black Magic Bay Athletic 3-2 Barry Tasker
  Steve Davey (58)
PJ Lupi (62)
 Jordan Morris (74)
Kevin Provis (5,50)    

Golden Boot 2008/09

 

Player

Team

Goals

1 Joe Murphy AndyCapped 10
2 Hicham Kamri Black Magic 8
3 Kevin Provis Bay Athletic 6
Henry Velvin Barca Bay 6
Richard Steel Barca Bay 6
6 Paolo Cangiano The Originals 5
Tahl Theodorou Black Magic 5
Fik Hedo South Coast Kinas 5
Paul Muollo Bay Athletic 5

2008/09 Awards

bullet 2008/09 Awards


As in previous seasons, the Finals day barbeque concluded with the 2008/09 season awards ceremony.

Awards were handed out to the website administrator (to be shared with the accredited league photographer), assistant logistics coordinator, Coolmoves Shield winners, golden boot winner, player of the season and finally the Jessett Cup winners.

Firstly, the officials were thanked for their services:

AndyCapped stalwart Joe Murphy won the golden boot:

Ian Paterson from Bay Athletic was awarded the Player of the Season:

Colin Reidy was recognised for his behind the scenes services:

Webmaster Michael Wray was similarly recognised:

Milestones


 The 2008/09 Honours List:
bullet Black Magic win the Jessett Cup.
bullet Bay Athletic finish the season as Runners-up.
bullet Barca Bay finish the season in Third Place.
bullet AndyCapped finish the season in Fourth Place.
bullet The Originals finish the season in Fifth Place.
bullet South Coast Kinas are the 2008/09 Wooden Spoon Recipients.
bullet Joe Murphy of AndyCapped wins the 2008/09 Golden Boot.
bullet Ian Paterson of Bay Athletic wins the 2008/09 Player of the Season Award.

 Inside the Numbers:

bullet This season produced 36 games, only 7 less than last season when we had 8 teams competing.
bullet Over the course of the season 127 different players took to the (newly) hallowed Summer League turf. This has only been exceeded once, in 2007/08.
bullet The new pitch has been unkind to keepers. An average goals 2.29 per team per game is an all-time high.
bullet We had less than half of last season's clean sheet count, with only 10 all season.
bullet There was only one goalless game - the fourth since the League began. This is the first time a goalless game did not feature AndyCapped.
bullet There were fewer draws - a mere three - than in any other season. Bay Athletic had two of them.
bullet For the first time since season one, we had a game with 10 goals.
bullet 2008/09 did produce some slaughters. First, the previous record was equalled when the Kinas beat the Os 8-1. One week later, the Os went one step worse and allowed Black Magic to set a new record with a 9-1 mauling.
bullet Eighteen players went out on loan during the course of the season.
bullet Black Magic set a new league record for consecutive wins, while The Originals did the same for consecutive defeats.
bullet AndyCapped are still on a league-high of consecutive games without a draw, currently 21 matches.
bullet Black Magic won 10 games this season, a league high in both absolute and percentage terms.
bullet The Originals set a new league record for goals conceded in a season.
bullet South Coast Kinas use more players in a single season than anyone has ever done.
bullet Four players have now reached the half century mark of Summer League caps - Michael Wray (61), Paul Muollo (57), Carlo Petagna (54) and Mike Jessett (52).
bullet Four players were ever presents for their teams this season: James Nimmo for AndyCapped, Ian Paterson for Bay Athletic, Richard Steel for Barca Bay, Jan Chmielewski for Black Magic. Technically, we should add Bernie Hermens for The Originals - he was loaned to the opposition for the one game he didn't play for the Os!
bullet Excluding own goals, 60 different players found the net. One of these was Birhan Taye - the youngest ever goal scorer in league history. Maarten Romijn remains at the other end of the scale, though he scored the record goal in 2006/07.
bullet Last, but certainly not least, Rod Lawson scored a goal!
bullet I said, Rod Lawson scored a goal!
 

2008/09 Shield Winners

2008/09 Champions

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